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my name is allyson! :)
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feeling blue?

I’m at that point in a semester where if a car hit me, I’d probably say thank you to the kind stranger

(Source: sassykardashian)

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zillatamer:

letterstogodptiii:

tea-books-and-blankets:

yaygocats:

discomplete:

“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography

“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.

“I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy 

“I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a pop-up book

a pop up book

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bloodyarmin:

imaginarycomics:

I AM THE OVERTEEN
ALL BOW BEFORE THE OVERTEEN

you are the dancing queenyoung and sweetonly over teen
gdmw:

gdmw:

we made blurred lines on the sims they actually hate each other
neurowall:

please help me
strugglingtobeheard:

nowyoukno:

Now You Know (Source)


her name is Katherine G. Johnson

miles-eggworth:

when you accidentally type tis instead of its

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sexioto:

that boy you just called gay? well he is gay. he’s your boyfriend. both of you are gay. how do you keep forgetting this, jeffery

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memeguy-com:

My friends bakery was making Easter bunnies with MampM centers Never have I seen such horror

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chepibola:

have i told you guys about that one time i had to do a presentation on class but i was being a lazy fuck so i just copied one i found on the internet and presented it but the whole time my teacher was giving me weird glares ok so after i was done i realized the work i copied had my university watermark on it but like from years ago long story short i had copied my teacher’s work when he was a student and presented it to him years later

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